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May 21, 2009

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Although it is school policy, and a needed and good one, to keep weapons that could distract, disrupt, or endanger students out of the schools the litany of butterknife and eyebrow trimmer stories always makes me shake my head and recall a story from a few years ago.

I had traveled from Denver through Washington DC to Roanoke VA with one of those, maybe two inch long, stainless steel folding scissors in my shaving kit. I had bought those scissors long before they were readily available in the mass market at a specialty store a decade before. I had gone through airport security in Denver and in DC without any question on the trip out but on the trip back the scissors were detected by the small town airport security scanner.

The security person laughed with me at the absurdity of the situation but was insistent on the adherence to the letter of the law. The scissors could not travel with me on my carry-on - no way, no how. I didn't have any checked luggage so that was not an option. Humanizing the situation while still meeting the security mandate the security person offered me options based on common sense.

It was explained to me that this comes up quite often as country gentlemen habitually put a pen knife in their pocket when getting dressed. I was directed to the gift shop where they had a supply of small padded envelopes and stamps for this very situation. For less than two dollars my little $20-plus-sentimental-value scissors were traveling in the postage section instead of the overhead compartment, I was happy, the rules were adhered to, a security agent made a friend, and I have another story to tell over and over again.

I think that butterknives, eyebrow trimmers, and whatever else is not compliant with the zero tolerance policy of the schools would be safe in the principal's drawer awaiting a parent and a reminder of the rules, except for the risk aversion that is pervasive in the public school system to use some common sense and solve some problems logically. Hmmmmm, explains a lot when you think about it.

Be well.

I agree with the posting that dreams of an administrator using common sense and stuffing the butter knife in a drawer and handing it over to parents later. HOWEVER, word seems to somehow get out, and pretty soon parents are calling me and asking "Why aren't you doing your job? Why aren't you dealing with that rotten kid who brought the knife to school," meaning I should adhere to zero tolerance policies that the school board puts in place. So if you think the administrator is stupid, Dave, you ought to get to know your board members and accountability parents. They're the ones who provide input and vote to approve that nonsense. Oh wait. You were one of them.

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